We're shocked! SHOCKED!

Because, really: what kind of asshole pokes their finger in the face of the President of the United States?

Everything Old is New Again: MIlton Friedman, 1979

"I am Daenerys Stormborn, and I will take what is mine with fire and blood."

Stuff Catholic Girls Say

We think we'd have organized this a bit differently, and saved the best for last: "I can totally see myself marrying him if he doesn't become a priest" and "I don't know if I should date right now, I'm discerning being a nun."

Brilliant

Caturday Morning

When Parody Fails

From our "this is a joke, right?" department:

Six House Democrats, led by Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-Ohio), want to set up a "Reasonable Profits Board" to control gas profits.

The Democrats, worried about higher gas prices, want to set up a board that would apply a "windfall profit tax" as high as 100 percent on the sale of oil and gas, according to their legislation. The bill provides no specific guidance for how the board would determine what constitutes a reasonable profit.

The Gas Price Spike Act, H.R. 3784, would apply a windfall tax on the sale of oil and gas that ranges from 50 percent to 100 percent on all surplus earnings exceeding "a reasonable profit." It would set up a Reasonable Profits Board made up of three presidential nominees that will serve three-year terms.

More HERE.

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