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"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

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in the
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For The Gipper


Wednesday, April 20, 2005

A Guy walks into a bar . . . .

. . . . and, after tossing back a few, claims he's come up with a great con: Make up a phony media outlet, and then scam tickets to sports events as an honored member of the press! Can't miss! And, it seems, it worked for quite a while, according to the The Journal News in Putnam, New York.

Presented for your delectation by the Gentleman Farmer at 7:27 PM

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