Consider

"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."

                --Archilochus

What People Are Saying About
Glib & Superficial

Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

Currently in
Fauquier County


Status

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

For The Gipper


Thursday, July 07, 2005

NEXT!

Our sources say that Chief Justice-slash-fashion icon William Rehnquist is preparing to hold a press conference to announce his resignation tomorrow, 8 July, between 10 and 11 am EDT. Republicans on the Senate Judiciary Committee have been told not to schedule anything at that time.

Democrats on the committee have been told there will be free ice cream in the basement at that time.

UPDATE (7:15 pm EDT): Our source is NOT (though it was rumored to be) Bobby Novak.

(11:57 pm EDT): Volokh stuff HERE. Also, apparently SCOTUSBlog only reads Volokh.)

Presented for your delectation by the Hired Hand at 6:22 PM

Comments on "NEXT!"

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (4:26 PM) : 

How did these guys scoop Volokh? Who ARE these guys?

 

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