Hasta la vista, baby

The Washington Post reports today that the producers of "Terminator 3" have sold a pilot to the Fox network for a television series based on the movies. Arnold Schwarzenegger -- although he may be in need of the work sooner rather than later -- will not appear in the television version.

More critical is the news that Linda Hamilton will not be in the series. Sorry, boys and girls, but the Terminator with Ahhnold is wholly plausible. But without a profoundly ripped Linda Hamilton, it's just not your father's action movie.



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