Violence Spreads

Yesterday we reported on a drunken moose rampage in Sibbhult, Sweden.

Today, reports from the Norwegian city of Molde indicate that angry moose have extended their civil unrest, chasing joggers and causing injury to at least one (undoubtedly beautiful) Norwegian woman (predictably possessed of an utterly unpronounceable last name).

While police refuse to speculate on any connection between the two incidents, and deny that any political demands have been received, the similarity between these disturbances and the on-going unrest in France is too great for Scandinavian officials to ignore.

There is as yet no evidence of prior contact between so-far-identified members of the two groups of antlered outlaws, but some observers nonetheless speculate that there is indeed a subtle mastermind coordinating these attacks.

The crack reporting staff at G&S commits itself to be, in the words of one overly energetic intern, "all over this story like moose-tracks on a brownie."