Ah, to be in Fremont in the Winter

It's all there: pack; angry; attack; police officer; injuries; bites; five; escaped; rushed the officer.

But in Northern California things are different:

A pack of angry Chihuahuas attacked a police officer who was escorting a teenager home following a traffic stop, authorities said.

The officer suffered minor injuries including bites to his ankle on Thursday when the five Chihuahuas escaped the 17-year-old boy's home and rushed the officer in the doorway, said Fremont detective Bill Veteran.

And, while you're there: Don't miss the rest of the story, which recounts the exploits of a burglar who broke into a sleeping woman's home, fired up her personal computer, and "left behind an altered screen saver that featured images of 'erotic Indian art.'"

Can we make this stuff up? We cannot. LINK.