Islamic Rage Spreads

HOMESTEAD, Florida (AP) -- Angry Muslims shook their fists, threw rocks, and burned Aunt Jemima in effigy outside a Pancake House in Homestead, Florida, protesting images of the Prophet Mohammad which had appeared on the popular restaurant’s signature dish.

Local Islamic cleric Mohamed el-Baradi bin-Sultan ad-Ali denounced the controversial flapjack in a speech to the throng:

This is too much. It was not enough that these infidels sell bacon and sausage, made from the unclean pig, and something called “scrapple” which also can’t be good. This Pancake House permits men and women to eat together, and even welcomes young Jewish women, who shamelessly display their Zionist boobies, particularly in the summer when the weather is warm, and they wear those little tube-top things that they need to keep pulling up.

Sharia clearly prohibits depictions of the Prophet on food products, post-it notes, and leather thongs. This latest unspeakable blasphemy is intolerable.

Consolidated StickySeats, Inc., the owner of Pancake House, denied that the image was of the founder of Islam. "It’s really nothing more than a thing we had left over from a Star Wars promotion. That’s supposed to be Liam Neeson," a spokesman explained. The company announced that it would pass out coupons to every Muslim in Homestead, good for a free medium soft drink.

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