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"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."

                --Archilochus

What People Are Saying About
Glib & Superficial

Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

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Fauquier County


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I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

For The Gipper


Tuesday, March 07, 2006

G&S Normally Does Not Report on Celebrity News

Note we said, "normally." But this is too good. Britney Spears is pregnant again, presumably by her husband Kevin Federline:
Federline, 27, also delivered the bombshell baby news to a friend, who told Star: "Kevin said, 'Britney's pregnant again,' and when I expressed surprise he said, 'Yeah, it shocked the sh-- out of me too.'"
Is it too late to start a bicoastal chapter of the Kevin Federline fan club?

H/T The Superficial. For more on our favorite dancer-turned-gold digger-turned fiance-turned-celebrity spouse-turned-pothead-turned-rapper, check out here and here; for James Lipton reciting K-Fed's first single, "Popozao," click here.

Presented for your delectation by the Hired Hand at 2:24 PM

Comments on "G&S Normally Does Not Report on Celebrity News"

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (3:03 PM) : 

Why is evry buddy so meen to KF? He is SO KOOOLLL! His BUTT is SOOOOOO SEXXXYYYYY!!!!

 

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