Glib & Superficial: A Little Piece of Hell

"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."

--Archilochus

Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

A Little Piece of Hell

BAD: Your flight encounters serious, extended air turbulence.

WORSE: Trays, luggage and idiots are flying around the cabin.

WORST: Your stewardess keeps screaming, "WE'RE GOING TO CRASH! WE'RE GOING TO CRASH! WE'RE GOING TO CRASH!"

True story, HERE.