In Spring, a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of gooey, sticky, high-calorie munchies with exactly zero food value.
The world is divided into two groups: Those who prefer the interior peeps, and those who prefer their marshmallow chicks from the end. Researchers at G&S have discovered no basis to prefer those from the left end rather than the right end. Our data gathering had to be suspended when Panther Girl began to show signs of bloating.
But Peeps are a serious business. At the Peep Research Center, they have explored the reaction of our tasty friends to cold, to heat, and to low air pressure. They have researched the effects of alcohol and tobacco, and have reported on the successful separation of Peep quintuplets, conjoined at birth.
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