"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

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Friday, October 06, 2006

Foley Roundup

We surf so you can stay indoors and keep your suit dry.

Denis Boyles at National Review on foreign reportage: ". . . reading Foley’s instant messages in German does add a certain leather-clad piquancy."

Myrna Blyth, at National Review, commenting on the Republican Leadership: "Didn’t they ever wonder why a 52-year-old congressman needed a 16-year-old friend?"

Eugene Robinson, at the Washington Post, passes on pedophilia, walks by supervision and accountability, and tries a three-cushion shot: "The Republican Party has gone to such lengths to demonize homosexuality that it must pain the leadership to reveal that such a thing as a gay Republican congressman could even exist." Robinson must be double-jointed. We advise you not to try this at home.

Andy Borowitz reports that one of the people who might announce their candidacy to fill Foley's House seat is Michael Jackson.

Those thoughtful wits over at BlameBush! are really angry this time: Republicans Giving Sexual Deviancy a Bad Name.

Allahpundit articulates the best possible reason for a change at the top: "On behalf of myself and the Hot Air readership, I open this thread by calling upon Speaker Hastert to resign immediately and spare us from having to devote yet another day of coverage to this clammy, tedious crap."

Reflecting his current psychotic obsession, Kos trumpets: "So Lieberman thinks it's okay for congressmen to run around the House preying on teenage pages."

Kerry Howley, at Reason, observes: ". . . the Mark Foley pedophilia sex scandal lacks two things: pedophilia and sex."

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