"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."

                --Archilochus

Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."




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Thursday, March 01, 2007

More Violence From Fundamentalists

"Widespread civil unrest erupted today in cities throughout California as masked Christian anarchists smashed store windows and hurled rocks and bottles at police and national guard troops trying to restore order. The protesters were expressing unhappiness with director and atheist James Cameron’s assertion in his new documentary, "The Lost Tomb of Christ," that an ossuary discovered in Israel contained the actual bones of Jesus Christ, thus contradicting the biblical account his resurrection and ascension. Cameron also claims the ossuary may have contained the bones of Jesus' "wife and child."

"Outraged Christian demonstrators insisted such claims were "blasphemous" and vowed vengeance on all those who made them."Death to the great Satan Cameron," repeatedly shouted Sister Mary Elizabeth Seton, a Roman Catholic nun in full habit, as she hurled Molotov cocktails into a Blockbuster Video Outlet in Los Angeles. "We will seek out the infidel Cameron, his entire family and send them straight to hell! Ave Maria!" Another protester, Brother Juniper, a Franciscan monk, called for the "beheading" of all those seen entering theaters where Cameron's film was showing. He and other monks were later seen overturning and torching a police car."

Read the whole story HERE.

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Comments on "More Violence From Fundamentalists"

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (12:19 AM) : 

sister seton wouldn't hurt anybody.

 

Anonymous Fulton Sheen said ... (9:02 AM) : 

You've never seen her with her dander up.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (9:37 AM) : 

there tends to be a convenient blindspot covering bombs and abortion clinics in these "devout christianity would never motivate anyone to acts of terrorism" assertions.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (10:31 AM) : 

Nutballs don't need any particular motivation to do nutball things. So it's not surprising that some nutballs claim to have been motivated by Christianity. They were actually motivated, of course, by some mental defect.

And at least the abortion clinics are engaged in the murder of innocents on an industrial scale.

 

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