"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Monday, April 30, 2007

Life on Mars!

The Sunday Times (no, you twit, the real one) reports irrefutable proof of the discovery of an extensive, advanced industrial civilization on the red planet. Deja Thoris to replace Katie Couric. John Carter to take charge of Iraq war.


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