"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."

                --Archilochus

Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."




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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Mr. Mills

Mr. Mills teaches math & science at the Greensburg (Indiana) Junior High School. He seems to be wound just a teensy bit tight. Here are his rules. We wonder where we might find the accompanying regulations, guidelines, examples, sample forms (filled in), and published decisions, illustrating application of the rules.

Let's take bets on his marital status.

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Anonymous Anonymous said ... (9:43 AM) : 

I couldn't get the procedures. But if you'll check out his photo on his "About Mr. Mills" page--

http://www.greensburg.k12.in.us/teacher/millssteve/aboutmills.htm

--you'll see that he's actually John Lovett. "Acting!"

 

Blogger Julie R. Neidlinger said ... (9:16 PM) : 

I don't see any photo, nor do I see procedures.

Darn.

 

Anonymous Darrell said ... (4:13 PM) : 

Unfortunately, Mr. Mills deleted his picture and his procedures after they got popular on FARK.com.

Here's an archived version of:

http://web.archive.org/web/20070422232950/http://www.greensburg.k12.in.us/teacher/millssteve/procedures.htm (His procedures)

http://web.archive.org/web/20070420112301/www.greensburg.k12.in.us/teacher/millssteve/index.htm (His website)

 

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