Just in time . . . .

. . . . for Valentine's Day:

Radio station WKLC-FM in Charleston, West Virginia, is giving away a free divorce;

See's Candies has announced it is recalling 16-ounce bags of its Semi Sweet Chocolate Chips. If your honey is allergic to milk, get out the epi pen;

BANGKOK (Reuters) - "Alarmed by polls showing one in four Thai teens will celebrate St. Valentine's Day by having sex, police plan to swoop on motels, malls and parks to ensure youths behave themselves on the 'Day of Love.'"

RIYADH (Reuters) - "Saudi Arabia's religious police have banned red roses ahead of Valentine's Day, forcing couples in the conservative Muslim nation to think of new ways to show their love.

"The Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice has ordered florists and gift shop owners in the capital Riyadh to remove any items colored scarlet, which is widely seen as symbolizing love, newspapers said."

AMSTERDAM (AFP) - "The Dutch Red Cross will send buses with volunteers carrying roses to old age homes on Valentine's Day to urge lonely pensioners to ask others out on a date, a spokesman said Wednesday."

If you find yourself without a Valentine of your very own today, send chocolate, flowers and racy lingerie to glibandsuperficial@gmail.com.