At Last!
We all know that the Internet provides the solution to all modern problems.
Global Warming? Work from home via the Internet;
Too young to buy pornographic magazines? Use the Internet;
Need investment advice? Consult with Nigerian royalty via the Internet;
Are you a lonely, aging geek? Acquire a teenage Ukrainian bride via the Internet.
But now the Internet can provide you with the decision-making tool you've been waiting for. Trying to decide whether to build that house? Can't decide whether to invest in gold or your brother-in-law's coal distributorship? Need to know whether to take an umbrella this morning?
Problem solved!
Global Warming? Work from home via the Internet;
Too young to buy pornographic magazines? Use the Internet;
Need investment advice? Consult with Nigerian royalty via the Internet;
Are you a lonely, aging geek? Acquire a teenage Ukrainian bride via the Internet.
But now the Internet can provide you with the decision-making tool you've been waiting for. Trying to decide whether to build that house? Can't decide whether to invest in gold or your brother-in-law's coal distributorship? Need to know whether to take an umbrella this morning?
Problem solved!
Labels: Education, Popular Culture, Tech
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