"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Monday, June 30, 2008

At Last!

We all know that the Internet provides the solution to all modern problems.

Global Warming? Work from home via the Internet;
Too young to buy pornographic magazines? Use the Internet;
Need investment advice? Consult with Nigerian royalty via the Internet;
Are you a lonely, aging geek? Acquire a teenage Ukrainian bride via the Internet.

But now the Internet can provide you with the decision-making tool you've been waiting for. Trying to decide whether to build that house? Can't decide whether to invest in gold or your brother-in-law's coal distributorship? Need to know whether to take an umbrella this morning?

Problem solved!

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