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Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

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Saturday, July 05, 2008

MMMMmmmmm . . . . . Barbeque Sauce!

The Appleton, Wisconsin Post-Crescent reports:
An Appleton couple was awakened in the wee hours of the morning Wednesday to the sound of a burglar whistling in their basement.

Then events really got strange: The man was discovered wearing the couple's clothes and covered with barbecue sauce.

The homeowner grabbed an unloaded shotgun, confronted the intruder and ordered him upstairs, where he held him at gunpoint until police arrived, according to the criminal complaint.

Aaron M. Maurice, 35, 300 E. Fremont St., was wearing the woman's jacket and the man's hat and explained "he was in the military and that someone had tipped off the FBI that (he) was providing secrets to the terrorists."

He told the police that the barbecue sauce, taken from the couple's refrigerator, was "an urban disguise, if you will."

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Comments on "MMMMmmmmm . . . . . Barbeque Sauce!"


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (8:31 AM) : 

I'm not sure, but I think that barbecue sauce is more of a suburban disguise. The Old Timer


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