Scan Toaster?

No, really:

[T]he Scan Toaster designed by Sung Bae Chang of South Korea is a USB-driven toaster for late night work sessions. The toaster prints news, weather and snapshots on to slices of toast.

He said he got the idea from looking at his scanner and printer, and realizing that members of the internet generation like things that are fun and interesting.

One might have thought that pressed ham was a more viable medium. And what happens if you scan the image of a piece of toast onto a piece of toast?