Savior's Spokesman Smacked Silly

A couple of days ago, we posted a radio interview with the Chosen One in which he quite straightforwardly lamented the fact that redistribution of wealth was not a principle enshrined in the Constitution. Go figure.

Fox News, which some believe has more viewers than G&S has readers, also aired the tape. One might think that any campaign would be pleased that the words of its candidate had been broadcast without cost. Nope. Since The One's words in the interview are clear, and since it's plain that the speaker is indeed That One, and as those words can't be explained away, what's a brother to do?

This: