"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Thursday, December 04, 2008

News of the World

"A Vero Beach man is accused of assaulting his girlfriend multiple times with a McDonald's cheeseburger, according to his arrest affidavit."

"Violence erupts in Fort Pierce as women bake cookies."

"Student arrested for passing gas, turning off classmate's computer."

"Woman says ex-boyfriend rides up on bike, snatches wig."

"Church Uses Devil To Rebrand Prayer Channel."

"Man Says Wife Was Accidentally Shot During Sex."


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