"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Friday, February 13, 2009

Valentine's Day Tutorial

Twenty-four hours, girls, and the big day will be upon us. Fortuitously, this year Valentine's Day falls on Saturday, so there's no excuse to be home tomorrow night.

Always seeking the opportunity to be of assistance, we provide the following tutorial to help you get ready for the Big Night:

You're welcome.


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