"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

We Know WE'RE Relieved

The couple ". . . denied any sexual activity happened while driving."

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Comments on "We Know WE'RE Relieved"


Anonymous Uncle M said ... (4:11 PM) : 

I believe the record will show that "the couple" did not, in fact, deny "any sexual activity happened while driving" inasmuch as a member of "the couple" was deceased. It was the ever-so-fetching Ms. Langford, the sole survivor of the wreck, who made the statement. You've been away too long, GF, and have lost more than a little off your fastball.


Blogger Gentleman Farmer said ... (6:00 AM) : 

True, true. I'm hoping to dazzle with a few new pitches I've learned in the off-season.


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