"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

How Can You Tell When the TSA is Lying?

Remember how we don't have to worry about privacy or embarrassment when subjected to those new full-body scanners?  You know the ones I'm talking about -- the scanners with a level of sensitivity graphically described by James Carville.  The ones that can't store images of your jewelry [ehem] or transmit those images to Janet Napolitano's home computer?  Yeah.  THOSE scanners.  OOPS.  Surprise!

Note to sons:  I've reburied the gold.  Call me.


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