"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Thursday, March 11, 2010

While Driving, Do NOT . . . .

  1. Drink;
  2. Talk on the phone;
  3. Text;
  4. Read;
  5. Shave your "bikini area."
Wait, what?!

Comments on "While Driving, Do NOT . . . ."


Anonymous Uncle M said ... (10:26 PM) : 

Is anyone surprised that the ex-husband, who was holding the wheel while his ex-wife shaved, did not notice the SUV in front of them?


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