"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Thursday, July 01, 2010

All Your Kids Are Belong to Us

Attention parents who are black, gay, Jewish, Hispanic, or atheists: if you are angry at your child's teacher, or at the nice folks from Child Services, please avoid the following words (respectively): honky, breeder, goyim, gringo, and Christer.

Because if you're angry, and you use those words, we just might take your kids away from you.


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