"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

"9-1-1, What's Your Emergency?"

"Um, yeah, listen, you know that cop you sent over here because somebody made a noise complaint? Yeah, well, he's now naked and in the pool with my wife and two other women."



Comments on ""9-1-1, What's Your Emergency?""


Blogger Charlene said ... (4:40 PM) : 

I had no idea cops were so uninhibited and adventurous.


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