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Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
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"Is that really your dad?"

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Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

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in the
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For The Gipper


Tuesday, October 05, 2010

"9-1-1, What's Your Emergency?"

"Um, yeah, listen, you know that cop you sent over here because somebody made a noise complaint? Yeah, well, he's now naked and in the pool with my wife and two other women."

Really!

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Presented for your delectation by the Gentleman Farmer at 12:30 PM

Comments on ""9-1-1, What's Your Emergency?""

 

Blogger Charlene said ... (4:40 PM) : 

I had no idea cops were so uninhibited and adventurous.

 

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