"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Good News, Bad News

Scientists construct long-shot theory that the Large Hadron Collider could be used to send messages to the past or to the future. This is better news than that production of a Higgs Boson would result in the catastrophic end of the Universe. The bad news is no one has anything to say.


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