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Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

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Saturday, April 16, 2011

Specialized Anti-Terrorist Weapon

Everybody knows that vampires are invulnerable to normal bullets. But a wooden bullet, fired into their heart, has the same effect as a wooden stake. Everybody knows that. I even saw it on True Blood. And it works.

So what would be the perfect specialized weapon to use against a crazed, Islamofascist Jihadist? He's not afraid of dying, since that would mean instant translation to Paradise, and collection of his 72 raisins. How about a rocket-launcher, made from bacon, that fires pork sausages?


Comments on "Specialized Anti-Terrorist Weapon"


Blogger Angelo said ... (2:38 PM) : 

Haha, I think it's better to use the rocket luncher with sausage and pork :D

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