"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."

                --Archilochus

Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."




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Friday, October 14, 2011

Wherein we learn that Government regulations create jobs, because SOMEBODY has to do the paperwork

No, really. I'm not making this up. Minnesota Congressman Keith Ellison thinks new regulations create new jobs, because businesses need to hire people to do the work necessary to comply with the new regulations.  It's not a bug, it's a feature!

So here's our Jobs Plan: According to Democrats, the Federal Government can order you to buy something you don't want -- that's what the "individual mandate" in Obamacare is all about. So let's just pass a law requiring all employers to hire somebody who's unemployed. How simple is that? For every 10 people a business now employs, it's required to hire one new person tomorrow. Unemployment solved.

I think we're done here.

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