"If you name your child Sketch, you should be arrested."
And it's downhill from there: "American Baby Names Are Somehow Getting Even Worse."
"Every gross brained idiot is suffered to come into print." ~ Thomas Nash (1592)
"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."
--Archilochus
Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."
Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."
Albert A. Gore, Jr.:"An incontinent brute."
Rev. Jeremiah Wright:"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."
Friends of GF's Sons:"Is that really your dad?"
Kickball Girl:"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."
Hired Hand:"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."
Comments on ""If you name your child Sketch, you should be arrested.""
I kinda like "Sketch".
And I like macaroni and cheese.
Absolutely the funniest, and most depressing, article I've read in ages. The author's list, however, is incomplete. He left out Owen and Levi.
You know I'm kidding, right? Right?