Dianne Feinstein (D - Schleswig-Holstein)

From our You-Can't-Make-This-Stuff-Up Editor comes the news that Dianne Feinstein is appalled to learn that the United States spies on the Government of a foreign country, and demands it be stopped, while she thinks spying on me is a good and wholesome activity.  It's good to have these things cleared up.

Related thought: if the Chancellor of Germany is using a telephone that can be tapped by the NSA, then someone at the Bundesnachrichtendienst should be shot.

Second related thought:  if the Bundesnachrichtendienst isn't spying on the Government of the United States, then . . . you get the idea.