"I have too much ammunition," said no one, ever.

It's National Ammo Day. If it were National Turkey Day, I'd post a picture of the turkeys that walk through my woods. If it were National Bobcat Day I could . . . well, bobcats being bobcats, I couldn't post a picture, but I could explain how fricking scary night-time bobcat noises can be. But if I posted a picture of my waterproof ammo boxes, you know what would happen.

So here's a generic picture of what I think may be ammo cans, holding what I think may actually be ammunition. I don't know. Having stuff like this in your house would be dangerous and irresponsible.