Six Percent of Democrats Believe the President is The Anti-Christ

I'm not making this up.  I'm not even saying it myself, since that would make me a racist.  I'm just quoting the results from a poll by some outfit called "Public Policy Polling," which touts its ability to provide "Highly Accurate Polling Across the Country."

The poll, released back in April, purports to be a survey of various conspiracy theories.  You can yourself peruse their data, but my personal favorite is Question 13, which asks:  "Do you believe that shape-shifting reptilian people control our world by taking on human form and gaining political power to manipulate our societies, or not?"  Four percent said "yes," while 7% allowed as how they weren't sure.

Well-informed readers will immediately see that the question is (purposely?) misleading, since Silurians aren't shape-shifters.