"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Friday, November 01, 2013

Six Percent of Democrats Believe the President is The Anti-Christ

I'm not making this up.  I'm not even saying it myself, since that would make me a racist.  I'm just quoting the results from a poll by some outfit called "Public Policy Polling," which touts its ability to provide "Highly Accurate Polling Across the Country."

The poll, released back in April, purports to be a survey of various conspiracy theories.  You can yourself peruse their data, but my personal favorite is Question 13, which asks:  "Do you believe that shape-shifting reptilian people control our world by taking on human form and gaining political power to manipulate our societies, or not?"  Four percent said "yes," while 7% allowed as how they weren't sure.

Well-informed readers will immediately see that the question is (purposely?) misleading, since Silurians aren't shape-shifters.

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