Bert needs your help
Bert Krieger of 6/12 Mallam Crescent in Alice Springs (Australia you ignorant buffoon), placed this personal advertisement in Wednesday's edition of the Alice Springs News, which bills itself as the largest independent newspaper in the Northern Territory (circulation 11,400):
Of course I'm not making it up, click [HERE] for the online front page (there's a rather nice pic of Alice Springs right there at the top), and then [HERE] for the "classified adverts."
One can only lament that such advertisements would appear to be impractical here in Washington.
I believe someone in this town is talking very dirty about me. Is there anyone who can let me know in writing, who the person is, and what they are saying about me, so that I am able to defend myself. In advance I would like to say Thank you for your Cooperation.If you know anything that might ease Bert's mind, drop him a line.
Of course I'm not making it up, click [HERE] for the online front page (there's a rather nice pic of Alice Springs right there at the top), and then [HERE] for the "classified adverts."
One can only lament that such advertisements would appear to be impractical here in Washington.
Presented for your delectation by the Gentleman Farmer at 9:56 PM
Comments on "Bert needs your help"
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Anonymous said ... (11:45 AM) :
post a commentIt was me!
Wow! This place is just like "America's Most Wanted!"