"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."

                --Archilochus

Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."




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in the
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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Silence in Court! Silence in Court!

According to the Associated Press via Wonkette, Chief Justice Rehnquist was hospitalized overnight on Tuesday for a fever, and reports say he remains in the hospital. The AP story also notes:

The confirmation of the hospitalization followed unusual comings and goings at Rehnquist's suburban Virginia town home. A court police officer made several trips to the house, leaving each time with various personal items. First the officer carried out Rehnquist's distinctive cane and a shirt. Later, he brought out shoes and pants.

Unconfirmed sources say the Chief told the court officer the following story in order to aide him in retrieving the items:
When I, good friends, was called to the bar,
I'd an appetite fresh and hearty.
But I was, as many young barristers are,
An impecunious party.

I'd a swallow-tail coat of a beautiful blue --
And a brief which I bought of a booby --
A couple of shirts, and a collar or two,
And a ring that looked like a ruby!
Others say Rehnquist is planning on holding out until the very end:
Though all my law be fudge,
Yet I'll never, never budge,
But I'll live and die a Judge!
(And a good judge, too!)

Thanks to our friends at Boise State for their help in quoting the sources.

[UPDATE (7 pm EDT): forgot to include the Rehny Watch blog. H/T Wonkette, again. She's puuuurty.]

Comments on "Silence in Court! Silence in Court!"

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (9:04 PM) : 

G&S on G&S? Ok, you guys are getting way too ridiculous.

 

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