"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."

                --Archilochus

Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."




I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem



Friday, September 09, 2005

World Headlines at this Hour

"Man Arrested After Nailing Home Shut"

"Sweaty, Smelly, Cramped Commuters Squashed Into State of Rail Rage"

"Chimps Find No Safety in Sex"

"Malaysian Prison Hotel Seeks Masochistic Tourists"

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