"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."

                --Archilochus

Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."




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Saturday, November 26, 2005

Time to Put Our Money Down

I am Orso'Grande.

To keep things interesting, I've called in my buddy The Orangeman to provide you with a second opinion. Sure, his opinion pretty much sucks when he disagrees with The Bear, but what can you do? There is only one Orso'Grande.

Here are the top games of the week.
All mortal locks.
We cannot err.

Villanova vs. Oklahoma
The Bear and the Juiceman agree: Wildcats over Sooners (and they’ve got a better band, too)

Illinois vs. North Carolina
Agreed: Illinois. Do not tell us anything about Roy. DO NOT even get us started on Roy.

Rutgers vs. those same fellows from Illinois
The Man from 'Cuse goes with the obvious: The Fighting Illini (hey, aren’t they Indians or something? Doesn’t that mean they’re, like, cursed?) But Orso'Grande knows better, and takes this as his UPSET OF THE WEEK: The Scarlet Knights will win the South Padre Island Invitational Tournament.

Wisconsin vs. Wake Forest
We're split here. The O-Man needs no stinking Badgers, and goes with the Deacons, while Orso'Grande begins singing (badly) "On Wisconsin."

Duke vs. Indiana
Orso'Grande follows his own advice: never bet against Duke. But The Orangeman boldly (and stupidly) picks the Hoosiers over Duke as his UPSET OF THE WEEK.

Comments on "Time to Put Our Money Down"

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (11:53 PM) : 

When are these games? Where can I watch them?

Greatness lies in the details, gentlemen. Spiff it up next time (or this time)!

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (9:11 PM) : 

great mind! orso grande (picolino!)

 

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