"Consider the true cost of living with Puppet Fear"

"If you are living with puppet fear, what is the real cost to your health, your career or school, and to your family life? Avoiding the issue indefinitely would mean resigning yourself to living in fear, missing out on priceless life experiences big and small, living a life that is just a shadow of what it will be when the problem is gone."

"For anyone earning a living, the financial toll of this phobia is incalculable. Living with fear means you can never concentrate fully and give your best. Lost opportunities. Poor performance or grades. Promotions that pass you by. puppet fear will likely cost you tens, even hundreds of thousands of dollars over the course of your lifetime, let alone the cost to your health and quality of life. Now Puppet Fear can be gone for less than the price of a round-trip airline ticket."

Truer words was never spoke, as my mother was wont to say.

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All right now: We know that we're not making this stuff up, but the question is whether those guys are making this stuff up. We think that they're not. And, if it is a hoax, it's a darned good one.