Teri Hatcher wins "sex libel" case
"LONDON, England (Reuters) -- U.S. actress Teri Hatcher has won substantial libel damages from a British newspaper that alleged she used a camper van outside her home to have sex with a series of men."SO: Does that mean she doesn't own a camper? Or instead that she didn't park it outside her home? Or that it was something other than "a series" of men? (Is that like a herd of buffalo, a school of fish, a pod of whales, or a mob of wallabies?) Or that other women were involved?
I'm so confused, and this report doesn't help much.
Presented for your delectation by the Gentleman Farmer at 8:44 AM
Comments on "Teri Hatcher wins "sex libel" case"
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Anonymous said ... (10:53 AM) :
post a comment(a) It's Teri, one 'R'.
(b) It certainly wasn't a "pride" of men - a la lions - because it's been a long time since Teri made any man proud.
(Rimshot!)
where are there two 'R's? Also, i wrote a song about this:
Terri was thinking of a series of men
Where nothing comes up to the top
Everything stays down where it's wounded
And comes to a permanent stop
She was thinking of something very specific
Like in a VW van, where someone gets bent
Nothing too very scientific
Just thinking of a series of men