"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."

                --Archilochus

Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."




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Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Only in America

Well, no, actually: In Great Britain the Zurich Municipal Company provides insurance for local municipalities. The BBC reports they have seen a rise in spurious claims, including:

  • A fellow who soiled himself because, he said, the bus station toilet had been closed. He demanded the price of a new pair of trousers;

  • The shoplifter who, while fleeing the scene of her crime, stumbled and fell down a flight of stairs;

  • The driver who apparently ran right through the middle of a traffic circle (which included a tree) in broad daylight, claiming he hadn't seen it;

  • The garbage man who claimed he was "startled" when a dead badger fell out of a bag of trash; and

  • The enterprising and broad-minded fellow who sued both municipalities and the Archbishop of Canterbury "on behalf of all the homeless people in Britain".

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