Don't worry if it's not good enough for anyone else to hear! Just Sing! Sing a Song!

In the great worker's paradise of North Korea, pretty much everyone is starving. Unless, of course, you're a buddy of Dear Leader Kim Jong Il.

But, hey, what's a little mass death among friends, when there's so much to sing about! Let's put on a show out in the barn to raise money!

According to THIS Reuters story, currently popular songs in North Korea include:

"A Girl Innovator Dashing Like a Steed," "Song of Coast Artillerywomen," "Girl Silk-weavers of Nyongbyon," and "I Am a Front-line Soldier's Wife."

Our personal favorite is "My Mom Who Worries Herself About Her Child."

Indeed.