So you want to be a lawyer?

The United States District Court for the Northern District of Alabama yesterday issued a decision in the case of Sherri Williams, et al. v. Troy King, Attorney General of Alabama. The 56-page opinion begins:

This opinion marks the third occasion on which this court has been required to address substantive due process challenges to an Alabama statute that criminalizes the commercial distribution of "any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs."

The opinion, available HERE, upholds the validity of the statute in question.

The Republic, for the time being, is safe.