Global Conflict, Here We Coooooooooome

While my feelings for Yalies generally consist of contemptous [What a retard. -Ed.] disdain, I was made aware of a YDN article today that was published in February, which shares its title with this post. It's, well, it's pretty much hilariously awesome. A sample:

Welcome to the I.R., bitch. This is how it's done in International Relations:

The part of Ryan Atwood would be America. . . .

Seth Cohen is Israel, the Jewish son of Great Britain [Sandy]. America is his best friend and bodyguard, which gets America into lots of trouble because Israel isn't very popular at school. Sometimes America thinks if he were to drop Israel as a friend, many of America's I.R. problems would be gone.

Pretty great stuff. Full article HERE.

[Gentleman Farmer adds: Tonight at 9:00 o'clock America, Israel, Iraq and Italy will be receiving their assortment of thin and thick envelopes from college admissions offices. This may lead to significant international tensions, and even the breakup of formerly solid alliances.]