"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."

                --Archilochus

Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."




I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem



Monday, April 03, 2006

Homework

  1. Compare and contrast THIS with THIS, and write no more than three (3) jokes;

  2. What is the Yiddish word that describes the fellow whose exploits are reported HERE?


  3. Provide at least three (3) captions for this photograph of a United States Senator:


  4. Provide at least three (3) captions for this photograph of a Member of the Congress of the United States:

For extra credit, bring me a burger from HERE.

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