"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Britney Spears Pregnant AGAIN?!

"Dr. Zang said that if Ms. Spears and Mr. Federline continue to reproduce at their current rate, by the year 2030 one out of three children in the world will be the offspring of the famous couple, putting a strain on global resources."

More from The Borowitz Report.

Hat tip to The Farmer's Wife.

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Blogger Yeoman said ... (12:18 PM) : 

Hmmmm. . .I'm not too sure that Spears and Federline aren't a strain on global resources right now. . .and were even before they. . .well. . .


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