The fruit never falls . . .
Kennedy. Drunk. Auto accident. Lying. Coverup by cops.
[UPDATE] Before all you Drudge scoffers pile up, CNN is now reporting the same story, after Kennedy "issued a statement."
It must truly be pleasant to live in a make-believe world where it doesn't matter what you do, because all the cops are your friends. And there's an army of smart lawyers to talk your way out of worse trouble.
Maybe tonight I'll drive on up to Capitol Hill, get a snoot full, crash my car into a barricade, and see if the Capitol Police get somebody to drive me home.
It's times like these when folks realize that I'm one of those populist, farmer, libertarian Republicans, rather than one of those rich, Eastern banker Republicans.
[UPDATE -2 // Friday] This story just gets better and better. Someone on his staff read where taking ambien can make you sleep-walk. So THAT'S what must have happened. See HERE. But, of course, since his lips are moving, we know he's lying. See HERE.