Hire the Cabbie

The last time I was a student in a classroom taking an exam it was 1976. Nevertheless, at least twice a year I am awakened -- in a cold sweat, gasping for breath -- from a nightmare in which I find I am sitting down to take an exam that I've never prepared for, never studied, never attended class. Yet it's clear I MUST take the exam. Sometimes I'm naked, as well.

Here's a link to a cabbie who found himself (in "real" life) in an analogous situation. And the circumstances are hilarious from several perspectives.

From The Dawn Patrol.