"They Know I'll be Famous, but Still Act Like I Need Good Grades"

That's the last item on the list titled "Why My Parents are Hypocrites."

In addition to "pull up clover in garden," and "do taxes," the list "To Do - March, 2001" includes the notation, "Call Cat Psychic."

The list of what would constitute a "Dream Date" has "Not Too Tall," before wisely adding "Not Too Muscular (in case we get in a fight)."

All these, and more, from To-Do List.