"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Quality Counts

Muley, who doesn't get out much these days, makes up for lost time.

1. Chinese fortune cookies should can the cream-of-wheat maxims ("When opportunity knocks, make sure you're listening") and instead go for some true attention getters. The kind of thing that will make Uncle Ralph gasp, like: "You will soon lose bladder control." And others.

2. The twinkle lights will be out at Wal-Mart any day now (the 2007 calendars already are).

3. Every movie looks good when you watch the trailer. Why doesn't every person on earth get their own trailer? Your entire life in 90 exciting seconds, with a voice-over by James Earl Jones. (But I want Christopher Walken to play me.)

From Muley's World.

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