Quality Counts
Muley, who doesn't get out much these days, makes up for lost time.
1. Chinese fortune cookies should can the cream-of-wheat maxims ("When opportunity knocks, make sure you're listening") and instead go for some true attention getters. The kind of thing that will make Uncle Ralph gasp, like: "You will soon lose bladder control." And others.
2. The twinkle lights will be out at Wal-Mart any day now (the 2007 calendars already are).
3. Every movie looks good when you watch the trailer. Why doesn't every person on earth get their own trailer? Your entire life in 90 exciting seconds, with a voice-over by James Earl Jones. (But I want Christopher Walken to play me.)
From Muley's World.
1. Chinese fortune cookies should can the cream-of-wheat maxims ("When opportunity knocks, make sure you're listening") and instead go for some true attention getters. The kind of thing that will make Uncle Ralph gasp, like: "You will soon lose bladder control." And others.
2. The twinkle lights will be out at Wal-Mart any day now (the 2007 calendars already are).
3. Every movie looks good when you watch the trailer. Why doesn't every person on earth get their own trailer? Your entire life in 90 exciting seconds, with a voice-over by James Earl Jones. (But I want Christopher Walken to play me.)
From Muley's World.
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