Speaking of Hair & Psychos

"Despite the fact that we have the strongest military in the world, we have somehow made ourselves defenseless against whackjob countries like Iran and North Korea."

"Both countries are operating under the same guiding logic: "You better not tell us what to do, or we will blow you up." And although the threat might be spoken in a different language, these powers share a striking similarity: Both leaders suffer from two horrendous hair styles. This could be at the heart of the issue - bad hair. It is really no more complicated than that. And the more the media attempts to complicate the issue, the more likely you will have other shitbag countries with leaders who have shitbag hair doing the same thing."

"But instead of thinking globally, I think we should start thinking locally."

"What do you do if you've got a madman outside a schoolyard with a rifle who is threatening to shoot?"

"You look at his hair. And if it's bad, you shoot him."

Why is it that Fascist Nutbags have Bad Hair? from The Daily Gut.